Friday, December 21, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
PFL PLAYOFFS - ROUND 2
One round down, one more to go! The Super Bowl is a week away, so let’s look at this week’s
matchups.
ROUND 2 MATCHUPS
THE SWANSON MEAT TORNADO vs TEAM WASHBURN (Meat
Tornado favored by 13)
Team Washburn is coming off an emotional victory after
defeating the California Defenders 188-174. The win can largely be attributed to the Seahawks
D/ST 39 points. After the game,
Kimball commented:
”That was the single-greatest performance by any defense
this season.”
This week Kimball is pitted against Commissioner Jeremy
Pierson, and The Swanson Meat Tornado.
ESPN experts are projecting a Meat Tornado victory by 13 points. When I talked with Kimball, he mentioned
that he was a bit concerned because he has worse matchups this week, the Meat
Tornado has good matchups, and he has several key WR’s injured. But he still likes his chances, and
remarked that ”the ball could bounce either way.”
Commissioner Jeremy Pierson, although usually unbiased, had
this to say:
Now it’s time for the big boys. It may be a close game against Team Washburn, but I fully
expect to be defending my title next week. Kimball just barely got his first playoff win ever last week,
but that was against Jordan who has been away from fantasy sports for some
time. This week the stakes are even higher, and with my veteran experience, I
always find a way to win.
THE GRIZ vs A CINDERELLA STORY (Griz favored by 23
points)
The rivalry continues! These teams only met once in the
regular season, but had a wager on a week they weren’t playing each other. The Griz have the edge at 1-0, but A
Cinderella Story has been one of the hottest teams to close out this fantasy
year. As you can imagine both
teams had plenty to say. First
from #1 ranked Griz:
”I am really looking forward to representing the Pierson
Family (R. Reagan) against our arch Nemesis, the Stokes Family (J. Carter).
I love the fact that I am playing Mitch, (former wrestler)...should be a
pretty easy win as I have been able to get under his skin for years. I
remember only 2 short years ago at the 50th wedding anniversary, that I (a 48
year old diabetic man) dominated Mitch (in his prime) in basketball....If
I remember correctly, the only time the Stokes have beaten the Pierson's at
anything "meaningful" was back in 2005 when Mitch's big brother
Anthony somehow won the Super Bowl...Well Mitch, you don't have your big
brother on Sunday. I have to play Mitch this week because he is on my
schedule, but I am really looking forward to another Super Bowl showdown with
Jeremy....a repeat of last year.”
A Cinderella Story had this to say:
”This is the playoffs and I’m just going to get right to
the point. I’m going to give you the same Christmas present I gave Jeff . . .
an early break from our league so you can have more time to spend with your
family. If you are Tom Brady, then I am Eli Manning. I may not have the best
record in the league, but at the end of the day I will be the one with the
Lombardi trophy in my case. I
thought I would only have to embarrass you once this season, but it looks like
I have to do it again. Normally I would up the stakes with some type of wager,
but eliminating The Griz will be satisfaction enough.”
FINAL THOUGHTS
- Not much else to say
Love,
Commissioner Jeremy Pierson
The Swanson Meat Tornado
Saturday, December 8, 2012
PFL PLAYOFFS - ROUND 1
WEEK 13 DETMER AWARD – ONE GOAL 2012
Congratulation to Jeff Pierson on winning his 2nd
Detmer Award this season. Led by Andrew Luck’s 67 points, One Goal was able to beat Team
Boutsis 217-118. Jeff’s team has been performing well these last couple of
weeks, as we head into the most crucial part of the season . . .
ROUND 1 MATCHUPS
THE GRIZ & THE SWANSON MEAT TORNADO (BYES)
Both teams get a bye for the first round, and an extra week
to prepare for the 2nd round. I
asked Clark about his feelings on being the #1 seed this year:
”You know it’s been a new season, but with the same old
story. Once again Commissioner
Jeremy Pierson and myself are battling it out for #1 and #2. There’s a reason
why Peyton Manning and Tom Brady have been dominant for the last ten
years. They understand the
game. Guys like Jeff, Mitch,
Jordan . . . they know football, but simply don’t understand it. Commissioner Pierson and I are the
Peyton Manning and Tom Brady of this league. We play smart all season, we earn the byes, and we continue
our dominance for yet another season.”
TEAM WASHBURN vs CALIFORNIA DEFENDERS (Defenders
favored by 5 points)
Kimball and Jordan are both projected to have great
weeks, which means things could come down to the wire. Their head to head record is a tie at
1-1, and although Kimball has had a better overall season, Jordan’s team has
been hot these last couple of weeks.
When I asked Jordan about Kimball this week, he responded:
”I think Kimball is a great guy. I like him, but I’m
definitely going to make orphans of his children . . .”
I then commented that Kimball’s kids would still have a
mother, but then Jordan replied:
"Yes, but I would imagine she will die of grief . . ."
Team Washburn has not yet provided a response.
A CINDERELLA STORY vs ONE GOAL 2012 (Cinderella
favored by 2 points)
Mitch and Jeff have had a rivalry this year ever since
Jeff’s illegal trade the first week of the season. Although Jeff admitted it was just a joke, Mitch would later
post his reaction on the message boards:
"After a failed attempt at stealing 3 of my starters, by
Jeffery Pierson, it looks like I've locked up the first Detmer award of the
year. Special thanks to the commissioner for cracking down on the
swindler.”
Their rivalry continues this week. The head to head record
is a tie at 1-1 this season. EPSN
experts are prediction Mitch wins by only 2 points. It should be another great matchup. Here is what Jeff had to say about the
big game:
”Mitch has been my little brother all year. This week
will be no different. I’m the hottest team in the league the past three weeks.
My back has been up against the wall all year. And I don’t plan on losing now.”
Mitch also had some comments for the final showdown:
”I’d just like to tell Jeffrey that my boys are ready;
and I’m gonna send him into the offseason a little early this year, so that he
can spend some extra time with his family.”
FINAL THOUGHTS
- My apologies for the late update.
- Good luck to those teams who have matchups this week.
Love,
Commissioner Jeremy Pierson
The Swanson Meat Tornado
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